College Wasteland

2006-01-11T01:35:00.000-05:00

College Wasteland: Blog 2.0
New system here. Better configuration for media. Looks more professional.Submit images to be displayed on my pictures page.Did you find a Funny article online Well sne it in With the submit news button. Everythings better with the improved CW v2.0

New Week

2006-01-09T18:37:00.000-05:00

Its about 3:30 pm on this monday morning, and let me tell you it has not been a good start of the week.

I wake up and walk down the hall,like i do every morning, and go in my parents room to take a shower. At this time of the day i wouldnt expect my parents to be in bed asleep. But they were. I was already like what the hell is going on here,this never happens. So i take like 2 steps into the room and my father says" dont step any closer." So i am freakin out now. What the fuck is going on in this house? "why?" i ask.....My father explains that he had already today Yoshed 8 times and my mother had yoshed a couple times at school today,shes a preschool teacher. So here i am like what the hell do you do in a situation like this. I offered my services if they needed help, and then left, made some food and the quarentined myself in my room. I dont want to yosh at all.....i will fill you in if i actually caught this virus, i think i might have.

Catagory: Article

Banned South Park Ep

2006-01-09T18:22:00.000-05:00

PopDrain » Banned South Park Episode (you're home now....)

"An episode of cult TV cartoon South Park has been pulled because of outrage from the Roman Catholic church.

The Christmas special was dropped after religious leaders said it “defiled” the Virgin Mary.

Cable network Comedy Central in America cancelled the repeat without warning.

In the show, a character claims to have been sprayed with blood from a Virgin Mary statue — and locals believe it is a miracle."

Catagory: Video

Brush Teeth Game

2006-01-09T18:18:00.000-05:00

Help Joe Brush His Teeth
Your whole computer desk is gonna be shakin. Just like when your leg is touchingyour desk when your trying to rub one out.

Catagory: Game

Streaking Game

2006-01-09T18:12:00.000-05:00

Streaking game
"Were going streaking through the gym into the quad" PLay this fun streaking game and if your good enough youl get to see the 3rd streakers knockers.

Catagory: Game

Family Guy

2006-01-09T18:08:00.000-05:00

Family Guy clip
Chris gets sucked into the "Take on me" Video. THis song is gona be in my head for the rest of the day.

Catagory: Video

Cops Shooting

2006-01-09T17:47:00.000-05:00

Cops Shoot At insane man
I got to give it to the guy for still dancing around and then resisting arrest.I mean thats cool. Ps. they are shooting him with bean bags.

Catagory:Video

Halle And Brittney

2006-01-09T16:53:00.000-05:00

Halle Berry And B-Spears Kiss?
Believe it....or not.....

Catagory: Video, Celeb

Uncesored Music Vids

2006-01-09T16:40:00.000-05:00

Uncesnsored Music Videos
R Kelly is on there, and nope not with little girls this time.O and Stacys mom video with nudity! This will keep you busy for a while.

Catagory: Video

Camera man,owned

2006-01-09T16:30:00.000-05:00

Camera man gets owned Video
Thats not cool at all......Not one bit. I wonder if he lived?

Catagory: Video

Mischa's sprung....

2006-01-08T14:33:00.000-05:00

A LEAK!

It seems as if the tampon didnt fit snug inside The Oc's Marissa Cooper.It might not have been the day to wear white pants Mischa. Click to Enlarge WARNING: BLOOD FROM GIRLY PLACES!!!
Source [Dlisted]
Catagory: Celeb

Hilary Duff Pictures

2006-01-08T13:55:00.000-05:00

Hilary Duff Pictures
Some High Qualityt shots of this teen hottie.

Source: Celebrity Pictures Hub

Catagory: Celeb, Picture

Crippled Orgie

2006-01-08T13:44:00.000-05:00

Family Guy: Crippled Orgie
I could not stop laughing at this one. If you have not noticed yet family guy is hilarious.

Back Flip

2006-01-08T13:41:00.000-05:00

Snowboarding Back Flip
Would they call this a trick? Or just a plain messup with grace and suave?

Catagory: Video

Redneck Rollercoaster

2006-01-08T13:31:00.000-05:00

Redneck Rollercoaster - dumpalink.com
Are you kidding me? I hope they are wearing their seatbelts.

Catagory: Video

Under The Bridge

2006-01-08T13:21:00.000-05:00

Under The Bridge
That is a truley amazing stunt done in a plane.

Ride Accident

2006-01-08T13:17:00.000-05:00

Ride Accident
Yo that sucks. They probably should have thought about that before parking the cherry picker right under it.

Slow Motion Game

2006-01-08T13:01:00.000-05:00

Slow Motion - dumpalink.com
Stay on this path as it starts to speed up. Suggestion start out with your mouse pointing on the path. Fun game killed about 10 minutes while i was waiting for breakfast to be served.

Catagory: Game

Simpson Sex Tape?

2006-01-07T21:56:00.001-05:00

Ashley Simpson Takes It Off, and supposidly does more than that.

Reports are that an Ashlee Simpson sex tape was stolen from her home in California late last year. Right now there's only screen caps, but the tape apparently is of Ashlee and an ex-boyfriend in various positions. The tape was said to be made before she got famous.

From what we can see in the screen caps, it does kind of look like Jessicas lil sis. To be honest with you, this really doesnt excite me as much as it makes me curious. This would make her stardome alot better off. I mean lets face it, her singing is horrible, she is no where near as hott as her older sister, and honestly who goes to an ashlee simpson concert?

Well lets hope that this is Legit. If not who cares life moves on.

Category: Celeb

Comming Along

2006-01-07T18:34:00.000-05:00

Well Since this is the beginging of College Wasteland, there is going to be alot of changes made. I am still trying to come up with the look of CW, and need some help. I want CW to look professional, and fun. If you have any suggestions Drop a line in the Shoutbox to the left , or email the suggestion right to me. There have been some changes on CH. As you can see it is a completley different look from the begining, its really starting to come along. There is a shoutbox to the left where you can write anything you would like others to see on CW there. Also I added a atom feed link for those of you who have a feed reader. Any Suggestions at all, drop them in my box. Peace

Middle School Brawl

2006-01-07T18:07:00.000-05:00

Middle School Fight.
If you listen you can hear the kid get popped in the face. Ouch

Category: Video

Smashing Game

2006-01-07T17:33:00.000-05:00

Smashing Brix Game
A game like the Brix game on the ipod.

Category: Game

Special Olympics

2006-01-07T17:05:00.000-05:00

Step hen Lynch The Special Olympics Music Video.
Well not really, but a crappy flash animation.

Category: Video

Snowboarding Game

2006-01-07T17:03:00.000-05:00

Snowboarding
Sweet little downhill action.Kill some time...

Catagory: Game

Robot Chicken GTA Spoof

2006-01-07T17:01:00.000-05:00

Robot Chicken GTA Spoof
Robot Chickens Spoof on the Grand thef Auto Series

Category: Video

Big Vs. Lil

2006-01-06T19:49:00.000-05:00

408 lbs vs. 233 lbs.
Doesnt Look Fair Does it?

Category: Video

Awesome Trick Shots

2006-01-06T19:47:00.000-05:00

Awesome Trick Shots
This Kid is sick, You have to see this.

Category: Video

Borat Learns Football

2006-01-06T19:45:00.000-05:00

Funny Videos Borat Learns Football
Ali G as Borat Learns how to play football.

Category: Video

Kate is a WoW Geek

2006-01-06T19:44:00.000-05:00

Kate is a World Of Warcraft Geek
This hot Pornstar has a secret fetish......

Provided By Kontraband

Category: Video

Lindsay Lohan

2006-01-06T12:47:00.000-05:00

Image

Today's Media 1/6/06

2006-01-06T12:42:00.000-05:00

Date Boy with President

Sexy Commercial

Britney Spears Malibu Mansion

Asians.....DDR Dance Off

Category : Image, Video

Today's Media 1/5/06

2006-01-05T19:09:00.000-05:00

Try a gallon of milk in 41 seconds.
This guy absolutley pounds this gallon of milk . And they said it couldnt be done.
Dumbass
That just sucks man, always let your girl speak first.

Category: Video

Comment!

2006-01-05T19:01:00.000-05:00

Comment People!
Make this place kinda interesting, right now i feel as if i am posting this shit to myself. I need some feedback and some Pictures.

WideScreen

2006-01-05T17:43:00.000-05:00

This Kids name is Widescreen. He goes to marymount university and some might call him a "rat", they call him this because he will be playing lacrosse in the spring.But i am appreciate how he specified how many cans come in 2 cases. LETS GET THIS STRAIGHT NOW!!!!! A CASE = 24 beers, a twelver(duh)= 12 beers, a 30 pack= 30 beers......so there is no need to explain how many beers are in 2 cases because a case is 24 beers....anything else is not!!!! so tuche to the man who thinks 12 beers is a case.
Whew glad to get that off my chest.

Category: Image

Today's Media 1/4/06

2006-01-04T16:12:00.000-05:00

Synchronized Goldfish
This confirms that asians do infact have way to much time on their hands.
Video - Antacid overdose... this is what happens!
Pretty Fuckin Hardcore Puking. I like how you can hear Counterstrike in the Background, They must have had a CS LAN Party, Fuckin Nerds.
Bullet Time
Test Your reaction time with this addicting game. (Beat Russ @ 2.08)
Fire Fart - Google Video
Please Someone tell me this shit is not real? Are you kidding me?
Canon in D Guitar - Google Video
If you have about 6 minutes to kill i suggest you watch this BAMF play guitar.
Family Guy: Facts of Life
Funny family guy clip."You have both?"
Kid gets Walled at a Basketball Game - Google Video
This is probably one of the funniest videos i have ever seen, othere than the fat bitch falling down the hole.

Category: Video, Game

Off to A Start.

2006-01-04T15:10:00.000-05:00

College Wasteland is off to a good start. If you have any funny stuff and would like to see it online, where others can see it too, Send it in to Patevans222@gmail.com. The stuff you can send in can be Pictures, Links to funny videos, Funny stories, and really anything that can make people laugh.

A New Begining.

2005-12-28T20:24:00.000-05:00

Well Hello to all you college students out there who have nothing better to do with your life. Aside from checking your Facebook to see if you got any new Friend Requests, and getting drunk, this should be a place to look at some hott chicks, funny pictures, and just plain out kill some time until your next class. If you have funny material send it in to CW and well put it up. No more of this waiting to see if college humor will put you on, Well do it cause we have to. Funny Stories, jokes, anything to get a laugh hit us up. WE NEED ORIGINAL MATERIAL.
-Russ